All Things But None

Isn't that a name of a song by the Thrill Kill Kult? I don't remember. Thanks to Trevor for the tag... I suck at these things, but this one seemed simple enough. Also got tagged by Paul awhile back, but since I'm not too good at staging a lie or two, that one has to wait a bit.

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Taken a picture completely naked? Yeeeeeah! *snap*

Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page? Nope.

Danced in front of your mirror naked? I try not to, but I'm sure it happened once or twice.

Told a lie? NO! [There, I just did!]

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yeah, but I was young then. There was this one guy who frequented this club that I used to go to, okay, it was Rage in Weho. We never spoke so I don't know if he had feelings for me or not! *shrug*

Been arrested? I was in a holding tank of sort. Does that count?

Made out with someone of the same sex? Durrr! Yes, even with a girl, but I never got 'hard'. Later on she told me that she was bi, and wanted me to make out with her and her boyfriend. Never did, but he was cute tho.

Seen someone die? No.

Slept in until 5pm? I'm sure I did cuz I worked the night shift.

Had sex at work? Does "rubbin' one out" at work count?

Fallen asleep at work/school? Nope.

Held a snake? Aside from my own 'snake', no. I guess millipedes don't count!

Ran a red light? I probably have, not intentionally though.

Been suspended from school? Yes, back in 5th grade when I ditched school. I started at an early age! :-)

Totaled your car in an accident? No.

Pole danced? No, I'm too clumsy. Smoked? What? Pot? Who hasn't? Okay, maybe not everybody. Yes. Danced? Cum again?

Been fired from a job? No.

Sang karaoke? Yes, twice I think. Once was some lame-ass Beatles song with my cousin, and another time it was I Got You Babe with Alec... but I got all my lines mixed up.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Oh of course.

Laughed until a drink came out your nose? Nope.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes. Weeeeeeee!

Kissed in the rain? I don't think so. I ain't all that romantic.

Sang in the shower? If you can call that singing. Yes.

Given your private parts a nickname? Hrm... no! I should be more creative.

Ever gone out without underwear? Yes. Should do that more often.

Sat on a roof top? Yes.

Played chicken? Play as in "choke"? I'm surprised that it hasn't fallen off yet. It's a 2 thumbs-up. YES!

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? I wasn't pushed tho... someone was drowning.

Broken a bone? Popped one? No. Bent one? No. Broke one? No.

Mooned/flashed someone? No and no.

Shaved your head? Many times.

Slept naked? Yes. Again, I should do that more often.

Played a prank on someone? I would have to say - no. Since I don't remember.

Had a gym membership? Yes. I vaguely remember now. Wait, or was that a Coscto card?!?

Felt like killing someone? No. But in video gaming, ALL THE TIME! "Finish Him!"

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No.

Cried over someone you were in love with? I don't think so. Like I said, I'm not too romantic.

Had sex more than 10 times in one day? No. I think that would've killed me, if not crippled.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Not as pets, but I had them.

Been in a band? No.

Subscribed to Maxim? Not into jugs, thank you very much.

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? I don't drink.

Shot a gun? No.

Had sex today? No.

Played strip poker? I don't even know how to play regular poker. No.

Tripped on mushrooms? I've had the chance, but no. Acid is better. ahaha!

Donated Blood? Yes.

Video taped yourself having sex? No. Too much work.

Eaten alligator meat? No. Frog legs? Yes.

Ever jump out of an airplane? No.

Have you been to more than 10 countries? No.

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? Yes.

Five bloggers you're tagging that you don't know how much you like their blogs? I can do better. I'll pick 8! Alwyn, Matthew, Kris, Jonathan, Michael, Jef , Paul and Christopher [See how I put you two together! :-)].

I like all these blogs, but I still want to know! ahaha! Toodles!